Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke: Daddy version: Blue Lines Daddy and Baby dancing to Blurred Lines
LYRICS: Justin and Ashlie Simmons Video: Justin and Ava Simmons Music: Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke If you wanna smell some of this stanky poopy Get off your butt and getta little closer to me Maybe I'm gonna get sick Hit the bathroom up right quick I think I'm losing my lunch Pre-Chorus Okay now that was close, gotta pull it together For this diaper change, this time I betta Take a deep breath in, got my wipes on hand, the diapers my friend CHORUS: And that's why my Ava is a good girl No I don't want it, No I don't want it, No I don't want it She's a good girl, No more the poopy, No more the peepee I know what that smile means I hate these BLUE LINES on her diaper, No you don't want it, No you don't want it But you're a good girl, let's change your diapey, Pray it's not nasty, You love your daddy VERSE 2 What's mommy been eaten, this poopy I be seein, has got me believin, She's been eaten spinach again It looks so yucky, No touchy touchy, Time to call the wifey PRECHORUS CHORUS VERSE 3 Some things I must tell you, be extra careful when you smell do-doo So many things can happen to you if you're not prepared for the poo Relax, I'll break it down for you, no worries it's pretty dang simple dude Towel down even if you feel confident, make sure it's old cuz it'll get wet Have your diaper staged and ready to go, they go at any time and that's fo sho If they do don't trip, just be calm, just clean it all off and put the diaper on So- you- are - now -- ready for them blue lines Not many have this down like me your one and only diaper change king Wipe the butt, fold it up, throw it away That's how it's done, how it's done, this is so much fun Baby can you breathe, It's just some stanky poopoo You gotta block it out, just forget the doodoo Just suck it up, and change it up, then shut the heck up CHORUS Written by: Justin and Ashlie Simmons 11/12/2013
LYRICS: Justin and Ashlie Simmons Video: Justin and Ava Simmons Music: Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke If you wanna smell some of this stanky poopy Get off your butt and getta little closer to me Maybe I'm gonna get sick Hit the bathroom up right quick I think I'm losing my lunch Pre-Chorus Okay now that was close, gotta pull it together For this diaper change, this time I betta Take a deep breath in, got my wipes on hand, the diapers my friend CHORUS: And that's why my Ava is a good girl No I don't want it, No I don't want it, No I don't want it She's a good girl, No more the poopy, No more the peepee I know what that smile means I hate these BLUE LINES on her diaper, No you don't want it, No you don't want it But you're a good girl, let's change your diapey, Pray it's not nasty, You love your daddy VERSE 2 What's mommy been eaten, this poopy I be seein, has got me believin, She's been eaten spinach again It looks so yucky, No touchy touchy, Time to call the wifey PRECHORUS CHORUS VERSE 3 Some things I must tell you, be extra careful when you smell do-doo So many things can happen to you if you're not prepared for the poo Relax, I'll break it down for you, no worries it's pretty dang simple dude Towel down even if you feel confident, make sure it's old cuz it'll get wet Have your diaper staged and ready to go, they go at any time and that's fo sho If they do don't trip, just be calm, just clean it all off and put the diaper on So- you- are - now -- ready for them blue lines Not many have this down like me your one and only diaper change king Wipe the butt, fold it up, throw it away That's how it's done, how it's done, this is so much fun Baby can you breathe, It's just some stanky poopoo You gotta block it out, just forget the doodoo Just suck it up, and change it up, then shut the heck up CHORUS Written by: Justin and Ashlie Simmons 11/12/2013