'Dee & Dum' A Sea of Thieves Poem
Today I tell you the story of how I beat 'Dee & Dum' on Sea of Thieves. Look out for the hidden steam game key, enjoy the video, like and subscribe. STORY IN FULL Twas a gloomy day on the open seas, Sailing solo, on my sloop they be. End of my journey, time to go pale, As I get really smashed, drinking out of date Ale. Dagger Tooth Outpost is where I call home, Tis full of sweatys, who wanting a bone. But before I get busy to get down and rock, I notice a ship, parked at the dock. Raising sail I fast drop they anchor, I spot a chest, followed soon by some wanker. ALLIANCE he shouts, he wants to be friends, First chance I get, this friendship ends. Terrifying Powder Monkeys Alliance was born, The dasterdly name, gave me the horn. Iffy Diamond came aboared uninvited, I waved at the man, I think he's short sighted. He stared at me lots, with eyes that looked dead, I think his brain, is mouldy like bread. He showed me his map, a mission I see, I offered my hand, instead they struck me. A sorry soon followed, maybe twas an accident, Two swings that moment, proved that it wasn't. I swung back at big ears, gave him a freight, Too cut them down, is my new delight. TallSphere stepped near, showed me his back, I shoved my sword, into his crack. Iffy soon followed, now time for some fun, MAN THEY CANNONS, it has begun. BOOM, BANG, KEBLAMO, Bugger, I've ran out of ammo. Somehow they lived, they made it back, They fixed every hole, nook and crack. Into the distance, they turn tail and run, Golly gee whizz, it's time for some fun. Didn't get too far, then suddenly stop, So borded their ship, gonna make their heads pop. I wondered if they would be pleased to see me, Just listen to TallSphere, the answer was easy. He called me a dumbass, a line that cut deeply, And here I thought, he was happy to see me. They started this fight, and quick as a flash, I swung with my sword, turned his body to ash. All of a sudden, he wanted to talk, Little did he know, I just wanted to stalk. Big ears returned, he's having a lark, I watched his life end, at the jaws of a shark. This game had grown old, like a worn out old sock, So I crashed their ship, right into a rock. One final battle, he gave it a go, The silly fat bastard, was way to slow. Be the end of my tale, alas twas fun, That be the story, of Dee and of Dum. Story created by GooseDG of Goose Gaming #SeaofThieves #BeMorePiarte #PirateLegend #ships #battle #plunder #fail #win #sink #shark #greatwhiteshark #pirates #lol #fun #funny #comedy #gold #treasure #GooseDG #Game #Xbox #PC #Console #Microsoft #Sword #Pistol #Skull #Skeleton #Glitch #war #fight #GooseDG #ShroudedSpoils #HungeringDeep #ForsakenShores #Mermaids #Megalodon #Gunpowder #Athena #AthenasFortune #Kraken #TheArena #Tutorial #AnniversaryEdition #Hints #Tips #Advice #DeeAndDum Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/G00SEDG Join The Fallen Angels Discord: https://discord.gg/vtE2TtW
Today I tell you the story of how I beat 'Dee & Dum' on Sea of Thieves. Look out for the hidden steam game key, enjoy the video, like and subscribe. STORY IN FULL Twas a gloomy day on the open seas, Sailing solo, on my sloop they be. End of my journey, time to go pale, As I get really smashed, drinking out of date Ale. Dagger Tooth Outpost is where I call home, Tis full of sweatys, who wanting a bone. But before I get busy to get down and rock, I notice a ship, parked at the dock. Raising sail I fast drop they anchor, I spot a chest, followed soon by some wanker. ALLIANCE he shouts, he wants to be friends, First chance I get, this friendship ends. Terrifying Powder Monkeys Alliance was born, The dasterdly name, gave me the horn. Iffy Diamond came aboared uninvited, I waved at the man, I think he's short sighted. He stared at me lots, with eyes that looked dead, I think his brain, is mouldy like bread. He showed me his map, a mission I see, I offered my hand, instead they struck me. A sorry soon followed, maybe twas an accident, Two swings that moment, proved that it wasn't. I swung back at big ears, gave him a freight, Too cut them down, is my new delight. TallSphere stepped near, showed me his back, I shoved my sword, into his crack. Iffy soon followed, now time for some fun, MAN THEY CANNONS, it has begun. BOOM, BANG, KEBLAMO, Bugger, I've ran out of ammo. Somehow they lived, they made it back, They fixed every hole, nook and crack. Into the distance, they turn tail and run, Golly gee whizz, it's time for some fun. Didn't get too far, then suddenly stop, So borded their ship, gonna make their heads pop. I wondered if they would be pleased to see me, Just listen to TallSphere, the answer was easy. He called me a dumbass, a line that cut deeply, And here I thought, he was happy to see me. They started this fight, and quick as a flash, I swung with my sword, turned his body to ash. All of a sudden, he wanted to talk, Little did he know, I just wanted to stalk. Big ears returned, he's having a lark, I watched his life end, at the jaws of a shark. This game had grown old, like a worn out old sock, So I crashed their ship, right into a rock. One final battle, he gave it a go, The silly fat bastard, was way to slow. Be the end of my tale, alas twas fun, That be the story, of Dee and of Dum. Story created by GooseDG of Goose Gaming #SeaofThieves #BeMorePiarte #PirateLegend #ships #battle #plunder #fail #win #sink #shark #greatwhiteshark #pirates #lol #fun #funny #comedy #gold #treasure #GooseDG #Game #Xbox #PC #Console #Microsoft #Sword #Pistol #Skull #Skeleton #Glitch #war #fight #GooseDG #ShroudedSpoils #HungeringDeep #ForsakenShores #Mermaids #Megalodon #Gunpowder #Athena #AthenasFortune #Kraken #TheArena #Tutorial #AnniversaryEdition #Hints #Tips #Advice #DeeAndDum Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/G00SEDG Join The Fallen Angels Discord: https://discord.gg/vtE2TtW